Funny story for you OWs

Today, I was in a semi-public restroom (one of those office use ones with a pin code).  I had to do number 2, which I used to avoid doing in public bathrooms at all cost, up until the point where I just didn't have the energy to deal with the "have to go" feeling all day during my ever growing, hectic schedule.

 So, I'm in a stall in the bathroom, and I know that there's one other guy in there.  He's at a urinal, and I hear him leave.  I believe that I am completely alone in the bathroom, and am quite pleased with the privacy.  So, in response to this blessing, I let out a series of farts that last for about 30 seconds.  Cartoon, SNL style farts that made me chuckle.  And then, I suddenly hear someone else in the bathroom laughing!  I bent down and saw that there was someone 2 stalls away from me. 

 Needless to say, I was somewhat embarassed.  What ensued afterwards was a shit off.  Both of us knew that we were fellow poopers in the war zone of the silent public bathroom.  We sat there like ninjas, trying to silently shift our bowels.  Everytime I would make an attempt, I'd imagine a huge fart coming out with the effort.  This caused me to go into small fits of laughter every 30 seconds or so.  Then, my muffled laughter sounded like poop struggle noises, so the other guy would laugh at that too.  I think it was becoming an enjoyable experiene for the both of us.  Well, maybe not enjoyable, but pretty funny.

 Finally, someone came in to pee and I made my move (which, luckily, was discreet).  I knew that we were both waiting for the other one to leave.  Who wants to wash their hands together after a situation like that?  So, I finished up and left the stall, and tried my best to inconspicuosly dart past his so he couldn't spy my identity through that awkward half inch opening.  (Note: I want to manufacture that extra piece of plastic that covers that - I think it'd be a profitable business.  Why would you want someone to see you shitting, or visca versca.)

 And so, I escaped.

I think that perhaps one day my arch nemisis and I will meet again in the battle field of brown and golden water.  Until then... he will remember me by my battle cry...