Last night's episode was a very educational one children, we had our guest host Paul from The No Name Show hanging out in studio... err in basement with us. We learned that Jason is not into water sports, we actually learned a LOT about Jason last night. We learned that it's hard to look at somebody when a picture of your shorn stitched scrotum is directly over their shoulder, most importantly we learned that when a beautiful young lady starts flashing us in the chatroom the show grinds to a screeching halt. Actually this was another great episode for participation (and this is why you kids should make an effort to join us for a show), the chatroom was full and we got our first official in show flashing by a very lovely young lady whose identity we will protect and will hopefully be back on a more regular basis for more naked cooking lessons.

So here's the half hour clip, this one covers water sports, Jasons OCD, the new station rules, and a bunch of other stuff...

RobOnt Radio 09-18-2006 Half Hour Clip

And of course the whole show, again if you have the time this is really the route to go, it was an interesting 2 hours to say the least:

The Whole Damn Show

Show links here, have to thank Paul for hanging out with us, have to thank the regulars in the chat room for being there and our lovely young lady for making it an interesting evening :) More...

So we walked into ye ole trusty recording dungeon completely unmotivated when it came to doing a show, thinking we were just gonna phone it in and yet somehow we ended up with 2 hours of the most heinous filth imaginable. On the table in this episode, making fun of Steve Irwin's death, Rob's 15 year old sister inlaw's breasts, Jason watching a midget documentary, the lovely Mackenzie calls in, this and ohhh sooooo much more. Just go ahead and listen, ya know ya wanna.... Again we're trying the 1/2 hour clip from the show, so here that is:

RobOnt Radio 09-04-2006 Clip

If you want the whole show (and really you should, this is one of the better ones) that is here.

Show Links
Shhhh Google is Listening
Snakes In A Muthafucking Theater!
Turn Your Mic Off Dummy
Jerry Springer for Governor
Its a bird its a plane its broken face man
Top 10 web fads
Mr. Rogers
The Lovely Mackenzie More...

Man I wish I knew where to start with this one... OK here's where I'll start.. the best part of this show is missing... No I'm not happy about it but BadMonkey from ThereIsNoRadio.com asked me to remove it because there some legal stuff going on around all of it apparently soooo this is the Sanitized version of that show, basically there's 20 minutes or so missing. Right now no I can not talk about it more, no I do not know if I can make it available later and no I can't send it to anyone. That being said, see what happens when you don't listen to the live show??? Ohhh and one more thing, I would like to welcome all the new listeners that are coming here to find that audio and invite you to join us next Monday at 7:00pm Eastern on ThereIsNoRado.com, I'm sure we'll have a ball ;-)

OK the rest of the show... Rob get's busted for his recent E-Bay purchase when a certain cohost forgets the Rules for Men and tells his wife about said purchase who then turns around and tells Robs wife. We talk about our faggy childhood experiences with BB Guns, we discuss the new season of our Survivor, the 100 hottest bodies, all kinds of shit really, and of course the lead up and aftermath of the "incident" is still in there ;-)

RobOnt Radio 08-28-2006 58.85 meg

So show links after the jump and information on how you could win a Bongidae DVD courtesty of the folks at ThereIsNoRadio.com

Show Links
100 Hottest Bodies
Potato GunBurger King Fight
New Survivor
Gee Putting A Chip In Soldiers Sounds like a great idea doesn't it?

And lastly the Bongidae DVD. As you may or may not know we have a message board over at ThereIsNoRadio.com, well we wanna get that place jumping so go over there and post a comment in our forum try to convince us to give you the dvd. During next weeks show we'll pick the commenter we think is most deserving and you'll get the dvd... And hey look around at the other forums there, you may even find some gossip about said incident from last night ;-) More...

OK we're mixing it up a little this week because the last 1/2 hour of last nights show was soooo heinous I just had to share (that and we realize that it's hard to get people to listen to a 2 hour show where 1/2 is a lil bit easier). Without getting TOO much into it think farm animals and then a game of who gags first generously peppered with a mixture of absolutely inappropriate, totally socially unacceptable and downright nasty comments and you have that last half hour. Give it a listen, it's only half an hour and let us know what you think... Show links are after a jump as is the full two hour show for the RobOnt Radio loyal :)

RobOnt Radio 30 Minute Clip 19.35 meg (Come on give us half and hour of your life, you may even like it ;-) )

Show Links
Top Ten Comic Book Movies
K FedBad career moves
Fighting bums
Fighting bums
Horse Sex
Jell-O commercial
Canadian Kid quits his job
The Vasectomy Videos (Right at the very bottom of the page)
The Fine Bros

RobOnt Radio 08-21-2006 Full Show 73.52 meg More...

As I look at this lovely shit fountain I think of many things.. but really what comes to mind the most is how excited I was that last night's show was our first show with an actual advertiser, the kind people over at TheBurtonReport.com were good enough to buy some ad space and support the show (btw do me a favor and visit that link, let's support the people that support us :) ). Well since Jen is back at work now Rob was left playing the part of Mr Mom which left only half an hour to prepare for the show... One could almost smell the shit winds kicking up along the shit prairie already... Rob walked down into the dungeon and realized ye ole server was dead and he was walking into a full blown shitsunami people!! This show is that Shitsunami and if there was any humor in it.. it was that someone actually paid to buy time on it !){(*R%_@!$%_@!^$

Ohhh wait... that's not nice.... Anyway we discuss the Shit Storm that was last night show obviously, we discuss the 20 most Shocking Movie Moments of all time.. which leads to discussions of snakes in freezers, Rob's childhood fears, trannies (of course) and a whole bunch of other stuff... Jason does his interview with a gay man segment.. which leads to a discussion with said gay man (our ever so loyal listener Caleb) about his title, should he be our Gay Liason or Resident Token Faggot as Rob apparently named him... Ohh speaking of fags, did we mention our Chief and Commander at ThereIsNoRadio.com BadMonkey calls in to get and dish some abuse? We may even get shit to give away next week as a result!!!

Enough yapping.....

RobOnt Radio 08-14-2006 70.21 meg
Show Links
 The 25 Most Shocking Moments in Movie History
 Kid Pee's himself concentration game
 Kid set on fire
 Kid toucher dating service
 Trampoline Fun More...