http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/PostsCopyright 2008, Rob OntWed, 14 Jun 2006 12:24:00 -0400Equicast Media LLC, WildVoice(SM) Network I know you're thinking to yourself what the fuck has Kim Kardashian in a bikini got to do with this show, and the answer is absolutely nothing. OK well not nothing we were gawking at that picture of her before we started and were in a lil bit of a haze as a result, go ahead, click the icon to see it larger.. Nice huh? MUST STOP LOOKING AND KEEP TYPING.. right tonights episode, as I say we started...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Comedy-Wars-2-Electric-Boogaloohttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/46462Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:33:24 -0500 Kind of a cool little episode for us this evening, we start off discussing recent events on/for the show and then we get a chance to speak to Terrance Zdunch (aka Grave Robber), co-writer/co-composer and costar of Repo! The Genetic Opera a film Dan and I got to check out recently and really loved. We discuss a bunch of things, including the long hard road to getting a movie made, Paris Hiltons im...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Grave-Robbers-and-Ron-Stubbings-and-Horse-Cock-Ohhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/45844Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:04:32 -0500 OK so I have to start this off with a disclaimer, we're not telling anybody to or not to participate in smoking pot, that's your business, we're not saying you should try it, or you shouldn't, do your own research, figure that shit out on your own. We're also saying this may or may not be theater of the mind... You'll have to figure out if we're smart enough to pull off that bullshit excuse on yo...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-Dope-Showhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/45506Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:04:01 -0400 So I know you're staring at this post and wondering why is there a picture of Paris Hilton wearing some kind of BDSM outfit... Is this one of Rob's cheap ploys to try and get people listening by using scantily clad celebrities and titles related by just the tichiest thread??? Normally I would laugh openly at you for asking such an obvious question, but this time people, we are up from a tich to a...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Wait-We-re-Fucking-Nominatedhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/45136Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:23:52 -0400 So the show starts off with Rob watching a video of Sarah Palin in a bathing suit and for some odd reason the subject matter becomes very gay sounding. Coincidence people?? I dunno.... What I do know is that Jason could not be here for this show but friend of ths show Ron Stubbings could, do I need to say more people? I would like to say we discussed lots this evening, but you know... can't win t...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Sarah-Palin-Makes-Men-Queerhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/44201Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:01:24 -0400 And we are back with the show... after almost three years one would think we would have all the technical shit worked out, but we don't so no opening music and no ham n eggers in Ohio means RoR Unplugged which fits perfectly with the 20 years too late motif of the show this evening. Lots to discuss this evening including Kevin Smith's agent Phil Raskind ignoring Rob's emails, the people at the Af...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Unpluggedhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/43850Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:47:57 -0400 And we are back my frienads after a month long hiatus RobOnt Radio returns with a whole bunch of absolutely nothing. What do I mean by nothing? Discussion of Hayden Panettiere , Lindsay Lohan and Xtina , you know the same shit we were talking about two years we're still talking about... So listen to an old episode or this one, see if you can spot the difference.... Actually to be fair we did disc...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-OK-So-You-re-In-Amsterdamhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/43034Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:34:50 -0400 And we are back from our "hiatus" with the freshly fired from our old station edition of RoR and what better way to start things off than by playing a golden oldie from our friends and yours The Bleeding Vaginas with their smash hit "The Most Offensive Song Ever". Well that new found freedom of words wears off before the song even ends so we pick up with lots of stuff including Rob's incredible a...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-DHARMA-Initiativehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/41338Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:06:55 -0400 OK so this show starts off a little bit slow, but I think it’s worth sticking with cuz as the show progresses we get into stories of stripper experiences gone horribly wrong, accidental toilet clogging and explanations of how and why a recent man on man kiss happened to one of us in full view of the others. Yes the show is just as awkward as that last sentence was so if you’re bored listen, if no...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Strippers-and-Poopie-and-Queer-Kisses-Oh-myhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/40525Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:03:50 -0400Error convertoring HTML to XHTML: System.Exception: Unexpected EOF parsing start tag 'a' at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.Entity.Error(String msg, String arg) at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.SgmlReader.ParseStartTag(Char ch) at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.SgmlReader.ParseTag(Char ch) at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.SgmlReader.Read() at System.Xml.XmlWriter.WriteNode(XmlReader reade...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Catholic-School-Teacher-Wii-Fit-Aerobics_080708http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/39440Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:25:21 -0400Error convertoring HTML to XHTML: System.Exception: Unexpected EOF parsing start tag 'a' at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.Entity.Error(String msg, String arg) at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.SgmlReader.ParseStartTag(Char ch) at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.SgmlReader.ParseTag(Char ch) at FreeTextBoxControls.Support.Sgml.SgmlReader.Read() at System.Xml.XmlWriter.WriteNode(XmlReader reade...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Catholic-School-Teacher-Wii-Fit-Aerobicshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/39439Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:25:20 -0400 And we are/were back live on a fine fine Monday evening with absolutely nothing to say.... Sooooo much so we went almost two hours long. We spoke a lil bit about the Wii fit hula chick , Paul found some pix of her... We discussed our Lori doing Wii fit in her underwear show in the next few weeks. Ron Stubbings calls in with his latest bit.... OK well he tried to anyway. Jason's upcoming wedding w...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Katherine-Heigl-s-Dumperhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/38620Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:52:22 -0400 Another week, another opportunity to prove just how horrible we are as people. One would think that no Paul or Lori would mean the "Make fun of Paul and Lori" edition of RoR, but noooo people, we had FAR too much to get to this week including breaking out the smoke machine so that we could get into the proper frame of mind to dissect Rob's latest interview with an 80's rock star , then we simply ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Amy-Winehouse-and-Jason-Should-Sing-a-Duethttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/37856Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:58:52 -0400 Wow... what an episode... I don't know even where to begin so I'm just gonna throw out some of the highlights, we discuss this picture , Lori... err I mean Dori rejoins the program, discussions of how ridiculously hot Megan Fox is and Naked/Scantily clad Wii aerobics. Lori/Dori gets some homework which involves the Wii Fit, a camera and some Victoria's Secret Lingerie which she agrees too. Ohhh y...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Megan-Fox-Does-Naked-Wii-Aerobicshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/37448Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:09:48 -0400 Two years people... two freaking years... That's how long we've been trying to get an interview with Sam Dunn director of Metal: A Headbanger's Journey and Global Metal . It grew to the point where it became a bit of an ongoing story line with the show... Well, more of an ongoing gag where every six months we would try to get an interview and we would get rejected.... Well my friends, that storyl...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Desperately-Seeking-Sam-Dunnhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/36971Tue, 27 May 2008 09:33:12 -0400 OK so I'm gonna preface this by saying, if you wanna pass on this episode, I'm not gonna hold it against you....really.... I also want to thank Megan Fox for those pictures , actually I don't want to thank her... I want to curse her... First of all, what the fuck is she wearing Pastie's for?!?!?! And second of all... Megan.. Sheer panties... landing strip... you fucking KNOW there's a bunch of cr...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Megan-Fox-s-Clam-Made-Us-Stupidhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/35573Tue, 13 May 2008 10:30:21 -0400 So we had a good night last night, on the table for discussion was the fallout from last weeks interview with Chaunce Hayden pertaining to the ONA guys. We discussed the retraction in the Post . Dan brought up the fact that he might of been reprogrammed from going to a Ministry concert, of course we HAD to discuss Mischa Bartons ass in great detail and of course there was the matter of an intervi...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Mischa-Barton-s-Ass-Gets-Thrashedhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/35069Tue, 06 May 2008 10:27:08 -0400 Man, where to start with this episode of RoR? OK first off we talk about what happened with us and the Ron and Fez shows Night of a Hundred/Thousand Podcasts. I know, I know you're hanging on the edge of your seat for the answer, well it's in there. And then.... well we speak to Chaunce Hayden who has been in the news lately for a story about Opie's fiancée. For fans of OnA (like Jason and I are)...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Chaunce-Hayden-on-Stern-and-Opie-and-Anthonyhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/34547Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:09:07 -0400 So another week another show my children, on the table this evening were some listener phone messages, Dan's take on our psychoanalysis of him last week, the situation surrounding the Uwe Boll interview, Jason getting sound back on the show and discussions of a new super secret episode we may or may not do. Soooo as always take a listen, leave us a message 1-888-RobOnt1 or drop us a line at show@...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Attention-Whoreshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/33506Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:03:31 -0400 Hey amigos something a little different this evening, I read a post over on Myspace made by Eli Roth that linked over to this video , being a huge fan of his I checked out the video and it was of Uwe Boll taking shots at Eli and a few others and talking about a petition to have him quit making films. Soooo of course me being me I thought it would be fun to be ignored by yet another celebrity and ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Uwe-Boll-Interviewhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/33065Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:18:59 -0400 While trying to organize this show earlier that day I sent out an email asking who was in, Paul responded he wasn't because he felt like ass and we discover why early on in the show my friends (and yes the show icon is clickable), sadly though Dan didn't show up which could mean only one thing... We spend the first half hour of the show discussing him... Actually we discussed Dan's outburst durin...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Paul-Didn-t-Eat-Mylie-Cyrus-s-Ass-buthttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/32927Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:16:17 -0400 Well it's been a while since we've done one of these so I thought it was about time to edit together another Worst of Show. Lot's of cringe worthy moments in here including Py Kim Conant , Story Time With Dan, the boys watching 2Girls1Cup and THEN moving to the really sick stuff and a segment that never made a podcast, with good reason I might add. So if you've never listened before here's your c...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/Worst-of-RobOnt-Radio-Volume-Twohttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/32559Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:10:19 -0400 Busy busy show this evening... Ok not really, but with the special one night only (or until she gets the itch again) return of our favorite educator, so as you can imagine there were lots of discussions about her various body parts and lots of coaxing for some on air action with her husband.. And then Ryan from Orbitcast called in to talk about the FCC approval of the Sirius/XM merger, and let me...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Lori-s-Moist-Vaginahttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/32148Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:19:24 -0400 Man oh man where to start with this one. Rob and Dan burnt out after seeing Iron Maiden (and stupid Sam Dunn ) the night before, Saint Patrick's Day, Guinness (no Mill Street Stock Ale because we're boycotting them, more on that in a bit), us hating Skype, Mischa Bartons naked ass , ohhhh and then the minor issue of Ron Stubbings and Gavin Stephens ... Actually the show should have been called Th...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Mischa-Bartons-Naked-Asshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/31729Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:56:22 -0400 I am the master of Hack Radio... That should have been my mantra as we started off the show last night and after bitching about our favorite beer being sold out everywhere I subjected the boys to an absolutely ill conceived attempt of the baby diaper moustache gag... From there however, the show rocked my friends... Tales of mothers doing things mothers have no business doing, someone crapping th...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Comedy-Warshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/31338Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:22:24 -0400 Sooo as usual I put out the call Monday morning to see who would be showing up that evening for RoR, Paulie had a late sperm production run trial that he had to "analyze" so he couldn't make it, but it looked like everyone else would be there. Then 10 WHOLE minutes before the show started Master Jason let us know that he would not be able to make that evening events leaving me and Dan... alone......http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-Phoebe-Cates-Incidenthttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/30966Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:44:26 -0500 And we're back from Rob's Paternity Leave with another swashbuckling episode of RobOnt Radio.... Wow should have used that Paternity Leave line last night during the show so that they could have told me what I douche bag I was but instead we decided to discuss Dogs return to tv, drink beer, talk about the sex tape antics of an aging rocker, drink beer, discuss our past interview escapades and dec...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Dog-The-Midget-Hunterhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/30530Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:25:43 -0500 Hmmm... Maybe there should be a comma in that show title.. Ahhh I was never good at punctuation anyway why worry now??? Surprisingly for a show that we had absolutely nothing to talk about we ended up doing a lot of talking including a show members ummmm how do I say this, uhhhh evacuation issues. A disturbing story in a book Rob is reading, a news story with a threat to the show that Dan "stumbl...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Miley-Cyrus-Masturbation-Accident-and-Poohttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/28858Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:21:49 -0500 How do I describe this edition of RoR... hmmmmm.... We start with messages from South Africa and one of our long time faves James From Texas, we discuss our latest video game acquisitions, what's been up with us and then.... Well... ahhhhh... ummmmm... There's a new segment "Story Time With Dan" and if you listened to our 2 Year Anniversary show a couple of weeks ago you KNOW what that is all abo...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Lindsay-Lohan-Gently-Spreads-Her-Ass-Cheeks-Andhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/28459Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:07:32 -0500 Yes my friends, gather your guild friends around the virtual hearth. Mages, Elves, Dwarves and even those faggoty little Pixies are all welcome to this simply magical edition of RobOnt Radio as we celebrate our 2nd year anniversary. I don't how to sell you on this episode other than to say we went an hour and a half straight, people called in, Jason discussed his latest Worlds of Warcraft antics ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Can-You-Feel-The-Lovehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/27699Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:13:36 -0500 Sooooo after much discussion and speculation SOMEONE got a job working for a religious institution and finally had to leave the show. While I'm no longer supposed to mention her name let's just say it rhymes with the Blue Fish from Finding Nemo or if you don't have kids that name is also the name of Terry Funks older brother... And if you don't have kids or don't get obscure wrestling references,...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Your-Mom-s-Boxhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/27314Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:46:42 -0500 OK so the picture is not of Jessica Alba but of "sexpert"/school teacher Py Kim Conant who called into the show to discuss her new video podcast , lesbian sex, hot carls, anal, rusty trombones and all kinds of other deviant sex acts. So where does Jessica Alba come into play and what the fuck is an Alabama Hot Pocket and how exactly was Dan lucky enough to score that from her?!?!? For the answers...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Dan-Gives-Jessica-Alba-An-Alabama-Hot-Pockethttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/26971Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:07:26 -0500 Well we checked our pockets for change, and Dan and I couldn't scrounge together the $180k to buy tickets to the Zepplin show tonight over in London, so we decided to drink some brews and do the show as usual... Yep you read right, me and Dan, no Jason, no Paul, no Lori.... Two boys in a basement, with a bunch of other men in a chat room... Sounds like a good purely heterosexual time doesn't it? ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-We-Didn-t-Have-180K-To-Spend-on-Zepplin-Tickhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/26719Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:06:21 -0500 On the eve of Rob's 28th birthday he decides he wants a new direction for the show, serious, informative, no more of the nonsense we've done in the past. So in that vein we discuss such serious topics as whether or not having sex with Claire Bennet (Hayden Panettiere's regenerating character on Heroes) would be like having sex with a virgin every time, then we discuss what age do boys typically s...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Hayden-Panettiere-s-Incredible-Regrowing-Hymenhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/26403Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:26:19 -0500 Sigh.... this is one of those episodes that was just not destined to be.. well come to think of it, it was destined actually.. destined to be crappy (though some might argue all our shows are, but at least this one we can agree on). Servers not responding, machines dieing, calls not working, all that great stuff lead to one big clusterfuck of a show... So feel free to skip this one is what I'm sa...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-We-Suckhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/25744Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:22:03 -0500 Remember, remember the 5th of November we did indeed. I have to admit this weeks episode may rank as one of my favorite episodes of RoR (in the top 10 anyway), Jason made out for the show, but sadly Paul and Lori didn't and while usually this would mean we would turn into the heinous version of RoR we didn't...... Ok let me rephrase that... while we may have had some heinous content on the show i...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-V-For-Vaginahttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/25159Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:34:58 -0500 Ahhhh halloween, Britney Spears dressed up as a witch sitting beside Pooh our Gay Furry Bear... Or would that be our Gay Furry Plushie??? Fuck I dunno... One of the two.. All I know is that Pooh Bear's "Frontal Equipment" doesn't work but rear access is not a problem (btw you can click the pic for a bigger version)... I guess that would make him a bottom right? Ohhh speaking of furry bottoms, Jas...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Britney-Spears-Bangs-a-Furry-Poo-hhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/24870Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:28:03 -0400 Paul and Lori make their return on this wholesome edition of RobOnt Radio featuring Anne Murray Sing A Longs, repentance for the sins of last weeks show, Lori's swollen boobs, queefing, crime scene sex, discussions of Megan Fox, Britney, Hillary Duff and of course our favorite Hayden Pantierre. And a whole lot of discussions about Jason.. probably cuz he wasn't there to defend himself ;-) Ok so m...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Lori-Plays-With-Pauls-Snowbirdhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/24501Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:22:13 -0400 **READ THIS BEFORE DOWNLOADING** OK look, we're horrible people, we know that... Paul and Lori couldn't be here for this episode so they left me, Jason and Dan to our own devices. Those of you that have followed the show will know what that means, those of you that haven't, if you get offended by "cringy point your finger and laugh" type humor, well boy oh boy are you gonna fucking hate us after ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-All-About-Enemas-aka-We-Feel-So-Dirty-For-Doing-Thttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/24163Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:46:42 -0400 So no Dan and Jason this week which pretty well made this the No Name Show with special guest cohost Rob.. For the first half hour anyway when we discussed the death of NNS friend of the show (and celeb porn tape pioneer) David Hans Schimdt, of course we discussed the Britney situation and the "Eva Longoria sex tape" as well. And then... well it reverted back to RoR as Rob discovers Lori has lesb...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Welcome-To-The-Lesbian-Nunneryhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/23515Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:47:33 -0400 What a fine fine night for Jason to make his return to RoR, Dancing with the Stars was on, Heroes was on, and we were on, the webcam in the chat room last night that is. Yep Jason came back, we (I) made fun of him for a bit, we drank, he gagged, we talked about whether or not the pic of Lori's tits I used last week was real... Then we talked about our gay listenership anxiously awaiting Jason's r...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Jason-s-Back-Lori-s-Nakedhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/23241Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:53:15 -0400 Well it was supposed to be Rob, Dan and Paul this week, but surprise surprise, Lori bounced back from date with non lesbian friends just in time to go get beer!!! Apparently missing two weeks had created a huge mountain of stuff everyone wanted to talk about because the way we bounced back and forth between topics, well let me tell you it was just like (Rob hasn't had enough coffee with cream yet...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Lori-s-Nippleshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/23015Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:55:50 -0400 Ok so you had to know we would spend some time on Ms South Carolina's lil speech debacle at the Ms Teen US awards, but for some reason we seemed to fixate on it... Probably because all the other "news" stories involved, death, and suicide attempts and car crashes, nothing really fun in other words. Though Lori and Rob did discover they had a mutual affinity for a certain ringtone... Speaking of L...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/Ms-South-Carolina-is-into-Gerbilismhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/22167Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:33:14 -0400 We celebrate Hayden Panettiere's 18th Birthday in this episode and more importantly the fact that we can now talk about performing the most heinous acts known to man with her freely. Paul let Hayden's people know that we were celebrating her birthday, does she call in?? I'm SURE you need to listen to the episode to figure THAT one out. We also start taking over/under bets on how long it will take...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/Hayden-Panettiere-Tossed-Dans-Saladhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/21910Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:24:14 -0400 You know, the show started off like any normal show, we had nothing to talk about, Paul and Lori had no internet so they weren't playing along, Dan and I were staring blankly at screens wondering what would come next. And then low and behold, something strange happened, PEOPLE were in the chat room(s) and on the phones!!! Actual, live people!! Blunt called in to discuss FANDICKS call from last we...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Blunt-Gay-Ross-The-Hater-and-a-Challengehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/20577Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:17:12 -0400 Well as it turns out it wasn't the end of the world and the CRB/Soundscan gave internet radio a reprieve so they boys were back on TiNR last night, and suprise, suprise, they had listeners!! They even had a *gasp* caller!! Noooo not Ross The Hater, but the one and only FANDICK made his triumphant return to the show (why it would be triumphant I dunno... but it just sounds good...). It must have b...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Jessica-Simpson-Ass-Sexhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/20261Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:20:36 -0400 OK so not quite THE End of Days, just our End of Days at ThereIsNoRadio.com because of the recent CRB rulings. But then again with that other ummmm thing that Rob drops at the beginning of the show... and then throughout the show who knows?? Some angry ****** fan might very well do away with him. Rob and Dan reminisce about their TiNR days, what they will do in the future, they have some fun gett...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-End-of-Dayshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/19987Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:44:38 -0400 Yes Hack Radio is back, sadly without Ross The Hater this time though.... Lots of stolen hacky bits on the show tonight including Cabbie on OnA discussing the Howard Stern Sex Tape he has and whether or not to release it. We try those tofu bars the bu bu bu boys were eating to see if it leads to explosive diarrhea. Lots of non stolen stuff too though, some discussion of the Scooter Libby fiasco, ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Howard-Stern-Sex-Tapehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/19661Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:06:03 -0400 oi where to start with this episode.... Ohhhh I know! Shortly before going on air Rob get's into a discussion on his website with a fella that goes by the name of "Ross" that insists that we should give up the Radio show and I should worry more about fixing my shitty site. Well as it goes with these things it spills over into the show when Ross joins in the chat room and critiques the show in pro...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Hack-Radio-Lexi-Bardothttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/18827Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:09:32 -0400 Sooooo last night Katie Spades was scheduled to make an appearance on the show, and wouldn't you know it, technical difficulties were a plenty. So much so that I cut 20 minutes from the podcast. We lost Katie, we lost Paul and Lori, and half an hour in, there were, Dan and I, looking at each other and wondering if we should break out the Gloria Estefan and start discussing 7th Heaven again... But...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-What-Happened-With-Katie-Spadeshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/18179Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:50:40 -0400 You're probably thinking to yourself, "Self, what is that scantily clad woman doing as the episode icon?", which is a perfectly valid question. I would like to tell you that it's a metaphor for you the beautiful listener soaking in the awkward silences contained within this episode, but that's a bit heavy on the load-of-shit-o-meter even for me... Really it's just cuz you deviants seem to listen ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Awkward-Silenceshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/17755Tue, 29 May 2007 08:31:17 -0400 Yes Dan and I did go out on our Man date last weekend to see a musical, and yes we do discuss it, but that's not the focus of this episode.. (and for those of you in the Toronto area, go check out Evil Dead The Musical , you wont' regret it). We discuss a bunch of things this time around, like the continuing "War Against Radio That We The Special Interest Find Offensive" going on in The States, a...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-Amateur-Porn-Hourhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/17063Tue, 15 May 2007 12:28:01 -0400 Sooooo we celebrate Jasons birthday without Jason this year, and by "we" I mean me, Dan, Paul aaaand LORI. And nothing says birthday better than pictures of Lori in her underwear right??? Yes we start off the show discussing a picture Paul and Lori sent Jason (and us of course) of Lori in her underwear (and yes it is the icon photo and yes we did include the big picture after the jump). Of course...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Happy-B-Day-Jason-aka-The-Vagina-Hourhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/16681Tue, 08 May 2007 09:30:06 -0400 Well we made it back for another episode, well 3/4 of us did anyway. Lots of discussion about what's been happening with regular and internet radio the last few weeks, some discussion about what's been going on in our lives, as well as some audio proof of it, and then.... well then we start discussing people that have asked us to interview them.. You know up until that segment I thought we had be...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-We-Wanna-Be-Journalistshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/16314Tue, 01 May 2007 09:20:31 -0400 Jason couldn't make it last night so we were gonna do the show with just me Dan and Paulie No Nuts but wouldn't you know we got a last minute fill in that was... wait for it... wait for it... a GIRL!!! Yes RoR last night might as well have been called RoR vs NNS because Paul's wife Lori filled in for Jason and it was well, what you would expect. Rob grilling Paul and Lori about their sex life, th...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-Voyeur-Radio-Editionhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/15249Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:32:39 -0400 Well after a looooooong hiatus RoR returned live last night for the first time... and can I just say it sounded like we took a looooooooong time off as well ;-) Lots of technical problems abound, including a noisy mic from new resident bitch Lucky_Groom, dead computers, awkward silences, but hey, it's our first fucking time... that shit we can write off to that, we can't however make any excuses ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Yes-We-All-Grew-Vaginashttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/14986Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:59:43 -0400 Well it is that time of year and we thought we would celebrate X-Mas by playing horrible X-mas songs, talking about "THAT" scene in Clerks 2, Rosie's hypocritical little rant, the atomic sit up , the future of RobOnt Radio and various other shit. Luckily I think we got all the important stuff in the 40 minute clip of the show that we did so you can listen to that, the rest of the show is just the...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Merry-F-ing-Xmashttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/9061Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:15:52 -0500 Sooo we did the birthday show last night... not that anyone heard it because apparently there was a problem with TINR which meant people got to tune in and watch my mouth flapping while a giant set of inflated cans bounced over me, which normally would be good.. except for the whole it being a radio show thing... Twas a shame because it was actually a relatively good show for us (which really isn...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-B-Day-Show-That-Wasn-thttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/8950Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:23:37 -0500 Soooooo another After Dan Leaves So It Usually Sux episode under our belt BUT this time we were saved!!! Robin Bougie director of "The Cumming of Jizzus" (you know the XXX Live Action retelling of the story of Jesus) calls in to discuss the film and manages to convert us ;-) Our buddy Paul from The No Name Show calls in to discuss the latest celeb porn gossip as well as his Thongs For Thanksgivin...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Newman-Made-Us-Do-Ithttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/8677Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:51:04 -0500 So Monday night the boys did an "interview" with Py Kim Conant author of the book Sex Secrets Of An American Geisha ...... I swear we started off with the noblest of intentions... Here we had a chick that wanted to talk about sex and how to keep your man satisfied sexually, I mean you can't get more inline topically with the site than that right??? Well what followed is probably the cringiest hal...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Sex-Secrets-of-An-American-Geisha-coughhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/8524Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:08:42 -0500 We always seem to worry about the show after Dan comes in, Jason and I have a completely different dynamic around other people and when we're left alone we take on this old couple that doesn't have anything to say to each other routine. Well normally anyway... This show kind of starts off that way, and then our buddy Fandick calls in, and we talk to him and it starts to look up... and well then t...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-You-Can-Take-A-Midget-Out-Of-The-Circus-But-You-Chttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/6157Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:39:38 -0400 Ahhhh where to start? Well Dan joined us for his monthly episode and along with him came lots of pictures, music and video from Dan and Rob's various "We wanna be rock stars" attempts. Goes without saying Jason had lots of fun with that ;-) We talk about Rob's attempt to get another "cyber" celebrity for an interview, attempt and then failure that is, but Jason manages to get Mat Weddle from Obad...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/ThereAreNoRockStars-Except-for-Mat-Weddlehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/5879Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:43:39 -0400 Rob and Jason return live after Thanksgiving weekend off to this clusterfuck of an episode... and I mean that in the best possible way. You like sexy time? Niiiice. We play a deleted scene from the upcoming Borat movie on the show, we revisit hacky radio time with a discussion of Turkducken, then we discuss Jason's ummmm "reenactment" of a certain scene in a movie and what sports Rob was involved...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Borat-takes-his-Rad-Turducken-Synchronized-Swimmihttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/5635Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:02:59 -0400 I dunno what to say about last night's show other than ummmm "Sorry some of you had to listen to that shit". That's it... that's all.. Oh wait, no it's not... Thank you to Fandick for calling in to discuss his new show, and his old show, and marketting and the benefits vagina's derive from yogurt.. Ohhh and Al from Hate The Radio for calling in and talking about their retardly long time on intern...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Ladies-Eat-Your-Yogurthttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/5209Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:41:41 -0400 So Da-knee made his triumphant return to the show last night, for this week anyway.. And the people piled into the chat room, not at first, throughout the show slowly but surely, and there were many discussions of Battlestar Galactica and Howard Stern. And people turned on their webcams, and we laughed at stapled testicles over Rob's shoulder and discussed such hot button topics as Shrimping and ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-ThereIsNoSausageFesthttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/5010Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:30:29 -0400 Quick reminder RobOnt Radio is Live tonight 7-9 eastern on ThereIsNoRadio.com . Ladies you are welcome to listen and especially welcome to go here and get a username/password and then join us in the chatroom during the show . Flashing is completely optional ;-) So 7-9 eastern, Dan-knee will be back for tonights show, 1-888-RobOnt1 is the number to call, show@robontradio.com is the e-mail, you can...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/Dan-s-back-on-RoR-tonighthttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/4968Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:49:04 -0400 Last night's episode was a very educational one children, we had our guest host Paul from The No Name Show hanging out in studio... err in basement with us. We learned that Jason is not into water sports, we actually learned a LOT about Jason last night. We learned that it's hard to look at somebody when a picture of your shorn stitched scrotum is directly over their shoulder, most importantly we...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Boobieshttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/4750Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:12:47 -0400 So we walked into ye ole trusty recording dungeon completely unmotivated when it came to doing a show, thinking we were just gonna phone it in and yet somehow we ended up with 2 hours of the most heinous filth imaginable. On the table in this episode, making fun of Steve Irwin's death, Rob's 15 year old sister inlaw's breasts, Jason watching a midget documentary, the lovely Mackenzie calls in, th...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Crikies-Matehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/4022Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:49:31 -0400 Man I wish I knew where to start with this one... OK here's where I'll start.. the best part of this show is missing... No I'm not happy about it but BadMonkey from ThereIsNoRadio.com asked me to remove it because there some legal stuff going on around all of it apparently soooo this is the Sanitized version of that show, basically there's 20 minutes or so missing. Right now no I can not talk abo...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Sanitized-For-Y-Our-Protectionhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/3821Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:23:09 -0400 OK we're mixing it up a little this week because the last 1/2 hour of last nights show was soooo heinous I just had to share (that and we realize that it's hard to get people to listen to a 2 hour show where 1/2 is a lil bit easier). Without getting TOO much into it think farm animals and then a game of who gags first generously peppered with a mixture of absolutely inappropriate, totally sociall...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Nice-Horseyhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/3539Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:02:03 -0400 As I look at this lovely shit fountain I think of many things.. but really what comes to mind the most is how excited I was that last night's show was our first show with an actual advertiser, the kind people over at TheBurtonReport.com were good enough to buy some ad space and support the show (btw do me a favor and visit that link, let's support the people that support us :) ). Well since Jen i...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-You-Paid-For-Whathttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/3335Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:51:39 -0400 Well kids Dan and Jason are back from vacation and just in time for me to crack out the highly hacky 1993ish Flaming Logo for this podcast! The bu bu boys discuss their vacations, the status of Dan's testicles (and a kind doctor named Rough Hands from Sri Lanka calls in!), Rob's latest Cease and Desist and of course this past weekends satellite show which was a *gasp* big censored mess. Well that...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Too-Hot-For-Satellitehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/3146Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:01:09 -0400 Well Jason and Dan have left me alone again and instead of playing bad 80's music this time I decided since I was putting together this weekends satellite show why not play some of our worst of bits from show's past? For those of you that are new to the whole RoR thing this is a good catch up episode, for those of you have been with us since the beginning... well listen anyway damn it ;-) Lots of...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Worst-Ofhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/2841Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:20:51 -0400 Dan returns to the show tonight so that he could be there for our "big annoucement" which is that we will now have our own satellite radio show (for the month of August anyway and hopefully longer if things work out well :) ). So lots of discussion about that, some discussion of what Dan's been up to, a rousing game of Guess The Tranny (and pix below the cut so that you too can play along ;-) ). ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Satellite-Radio-Here-We-Comehttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/2510Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:41:56 -0400 And so Jason returns to the show and you are all spared another week of bad hair metal and rocketboom parodies. Instead you get discussion of the beginning of World War 3, Rob teasing a huge HuGe HUGE announcement next week, discussions of what celebrities we should try and get rejected by (give us your suggestions people) and a lot of other stupid, as in designer ripped jean, ironic t-shirt and ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-End-and-Beginning-are-Nearhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/1913Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:15:05 -0400 Welcome to the Canada Day/Fourth of July edition of RobOnt Radio!! Lots to get covered this week including Rob's super expensive Canada Day Weekend, Jason ditching Rob, Dan's penis, fireworks at the cottage, Rob's email to Kevin Smith, World Cup of Sex Tapes, Rob dragging a real person into his obsessive quest to grow the show, the tired cliche's of podcasting, Bell Canada's new terms of service ...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Kevin-Smith-You-Can-Call-In-Nowhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/1550Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:22:48 -0400 Dear Lord where do I start with the description of this clusterfuck of a program? Just as we went on the air last night a hub went down and set the tone for the program.... Let's just say we had one cranky frenchman (I know, nothing new)... Awkward silence ensued and normally I would be telling you to ignore this show BUT for the fact that thanks to a few callers the rest of the show turned out f...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-The-Jeff-N-His-Friend-Michael-Editionhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/1347Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:21:20 -0400 So what do you get when you mix together, two Canadian Podcaster wannabe's, Playboy Radio, a female podcaster nude, burning children, a thirsty porn star, a bowl full of sperm, a gay man bent on making Jason squirm, a pair of wire cutters, a penis, blood, a glory hole accident, a scalpel, rim jobs, a friends wife, gutted cod, a helicopter, madagascar hissing cockroaches and Joe Rogan?? Well my fr...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Happy-Anniversary-The-Fear-Factor-Editionhttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/1141Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:02:48 -0400 OK so maybe she doesn't exactly love us... for that she would actually have to know who we are, but I'm sure she would mighty proud of all the non-sensical politcal drivel that takes place in this episode, I mean she knows all about that so she would have to be proud right? I'm getting ahead of myself a bit here, yes we talk about Ann, and Henry Rollins, but we also talk about trips to a nudist r...http://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/RobOnt-Radio-Ann-Coulter-Loves-Ushttp://www.wildvoice.com/robont/Posts/763Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:43:54 -0400