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RobOnt Radio - You Can Take A Midget Out Of The Circus But You Can't Take The Circus Out Of....

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:39:38 -0400

We always seem to worry about the show after Dan comes in, Jason and I have a completely different dynamic around other people and when we're left alone we take on this old couple that doesn't have anything to say to each other routine. Well normally anyway... This show kind of starts off that way, and then our buddy Fandick calls in, and we talk to him and it starts to look up... and well then the BossMan (aka BadMonkey) over at ThereIsNoRadio.com logs into chat and things seem to go downhill... FAST. I want to apologize to all the midgets out there now, before they listen to the episode. We really do like you, one might even say we're midget lovers... Yes we are horrible people that's all I's saying... Ohhh other than a new friend by the name of "Boris" makes an appearance, I think I'll make that this weeks 1/2 hour clip just cuz I liked him and I think he needs to come back.....

RobOnt Radio 10-30-2006 1/2 hour clip

RobOnt Radio 10-30-2006 - The Whole Ugly Show, Yes We Really Are Horrible People

Show Links
The Delivery Man
Toofpaste Ad
Pooping From Up High
Borat and Antiques

ohhhh and Happy Halloween!!!!!!

ThereAreNoRockStars.. Except for Mat Weddle

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:43:39 -0400

Ahhhh where to start? Well Dan joined us for his monthly episode and along with him came lots of pictures, music and video from Dan and Rob's various "We wanna be rock stars" attempts. Goes without saying Jason had lots of fun with that ;-) We talk about Rob's attempt to get another "cyber" celebrity for an interview, attempt and then failure that is, but Jason manages to get Mat Weddle from Obadiah Parker to call into the show and we talk to him. Rob made a post on his porn site about twins, so he decides to lay into Dannnneeeeeee about what it's like to be married to a twin and some of the "issues" associated with that. Lots of other stuff as well.. I think we got BadMonkey from ThereIsNoRadio.com mad at us with some of the stuff towards the end of the show... but I'm getting ahead of myself here... We'll explore that trainwreck during NEXT week's show.

RobOnt Radio 10-23-2006 The Whole Show (cuz that's what WE do now.. .or this week at least

Show links and pix and shit here

RobOnt Radio - Borat takes his Rad Turducken Synchronized Swimming

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:02:59 -0400

Rob and Jason return live after Thanksgiving weekend off to this clusterfuck of an episode... and I mean that in the best possible way. You like sexy time? Niiiice. We play a deleted scene from the upcoming Borat movie on the show, we revisit hacky radio time with a discussion of Turkducken, then we discuss Jason's ummmm "reenactment" of a certain scene in a movie and what sports Rob was involved in at an early age.... I know I know doesn't sound terribly exciting but trust me, You listen, you like, eeezz niiiiice.

RobOnt Radio 10-16-2006 Half Hour Clip
RobOnt Radio 10-16-2006 The Whole Show

So next week Danny is back in studio with us, sometime between now and then call us at 1-888-RobOnt1 and leave us one of your "stupid things I did while stoned/drunk story", anonymous if you want, or whatever. Rob will be cracking out video of his and Dan's garageband, which will lead to much ridicule, we're gonna try and get a couple of guests on the show if they don't chicken out before then.... Try and tune in live for it, it will be a good time!!!!

Ohhh and thanks to the people that piled into the chatroom during the show last night!!! It was great having you kids there!

Show Links
Borat Video
Rob's take on children posted on YouTube
The Hoff Sings Rhinestone Cowboy
This cam whore was supposed to call in and promote the fact that she's having a contest to give away her virginity, perhaps you nice people could harrass her a lil bit into making good on that promise and calling in.

RobOnt Radio - Ladies Eat Your Yogurt

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:41:41 -0400

I dunno what to say about last night's show other than ummmm "Sorry some of you had to listen to that shit". That's it... that's all.. Oh wait, no it's not... Thank you to Fandick for calling in to discuss his new show, and his old show, and marketting and the benefits vagina's derive from yogurt.. Ohhh and Al from Hate The Radio for calling in and talking about their retardly long time on internet radio... And the usual deliquents in the chat room.... Half hour clip only this week... the rest will remain a mystery....

In this half hour an awkward meeting and our chat with a highly amusing Fandick...

RobOnt Radio 10-02-2006 Half Hour Clip - 1/2 hour clip from last nights show

RobOnt Radio - ThereIsNoSausageFest

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:30:29 -0400

So Da-knee made his triumphant return to the show last night, for this week anyway.. And the people piled into the chat room, not at first, throughout the show slowly but surely, and there were many discussions of Battlestar Galactica and Howard Stern. And people turned on their webcams, and we laughed at stapled testicles over Rob's shoulder and discussed such hot button topics as Shrimping and the Alligator Fuckhouse and then (no and then) and then (no and then) and then we realized it was a sausage fest. Paul even calls in to break the news that there will be no naked cooking lessons this week because our chef is unavailable (and we realize what dolts we are that the RobOnt faithfull know about naked girls schedules before we do) but she will return next week from an unsupervised hotel room or something... Which leads to discussions of who will and won't be here for what episode and and and.. fuck just listen to this shit yourself and figure it out alright?!!?!?!

RobOnt Radio 09-25-2006 Half Hour Clip - First half hour of our sausage fest last night
The Whole Damn Show

Show Links
Old Cigarette Ad 1
Old Cigarette Ad 2
White America
Break Dancing Smoking Midget/Child
Enrique sings
Stripper Falls down goes boom
Guy Launches his head into a wall nearly breaks his neck while trying to do a superman... actually when you think about it he IS doing a superman
Fat kid + moped + dirt piles = good fun

RobOnt Radio - Boobies!!!!!

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:12:47 -0400

Last night's episode was a very educational one children, we had our guest host Paul from The No Name Show hanging out in studio... err in basement with us. We learned that Jason is not into water sports, we actually learned a LOT about Jason last night. We learned that it's hard to look at somebody when a picture of your shorn stitched scrotum is directly over their shoulder, most importantly we learned that when a beautiful young lady starts flashing us in the chatroom the show grinds to a screeching halt. Actually this was another great episode for participation (and this is why you kids should make an effort to join us for a show), the chatroom was full and we got our first official in show flashing by a very lovely young lady whose identity we will protect and will hopefully be back on a more regular basis for more naked cooking lessons.

So here's the half hour clip, this one covers water sports, Jasons OCD, the new station rules, and a bunch of other stuff...

RobOnt Radio 09-18-2006 Half Hour Clip

And of course the whole show, again if you have the time this is really the route to go, it was an interesting 2 hours to say the least:

The Whole Damn Show

Show links here, have to thank Paul for hanging out with us, have to thank the regulars in the chat room for being there and our lovely young lady for making it an interesting evening :)

RobOnt Radio - Crikies Mate!

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:49:31 -0400

So we walked into ye ole trusty recording dungeon completely unmotivated when it came to doing a show, thinking we were just gonna phone it in and yet somehow we ended up with 2 hours of the most heinous filth imaginable. On the table in this episode, making fun of Steve Irwin's death, Rob's 15 year old sister inlaw's breasts, Jason watching a midget documentary, the lovely Mackenzie calls in, this and ohhh sooooo much more. Just go ahead and listen, ya know ya wanna.... Again we're trying the 1/2 hour clip from the show, so here that is:

RobOnt Radio 09-04-2006 Clip

If you want the whole show (and really you should, this is one of the better ones) that is here.

Show Links
Shhhh Google is Listening
Snakes In A Muthafucking Theater!
Turn Your Mic Off Dummy
Jerry Springer for Governor
Its a bird its a plane its broken face man
Top 10 web fads
Mr. Rogers
The Lovely Mackenzie

RobOnt Radio - Sanitized For (Y)Our Protection

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:23:09 -0400

Man I wish I knew where to start with this one... OK here's where I'll start.. the best part of this show is missing... No I'm not happy about it but BadMonkey from ThereIsNoRadio.com asked me to remove it because there some legal stuff going on around all of it apparently soooo this is the Sanitized version of that show, basically there's 20 minutes or so missing. Right now no I can not talk about it more, no I do not know if I can make it available later and no I can't send it to anyone. That being said, see what happens when you don't listen to the live show??? Ohhh and one more thing, I would like to welcome all the new listeners that are coming here to find that audio and invite you to join us next Monday at 7:00pm Eastern on ThereIsNoRado.com, I'm sure we'll have a ball ;-)

OK the rest of the show... Rob get's busted for his recent E-Bay purchase when a certain cohost forgets the Rules for Men and tells his wife about said purchase who then turns around and tells Robs wife. We talk about our faggy childhood experiences with BB Guns, we discuss the new season of our Survivor, the 100 hottest bodies, all kinds of shit really, and of course the lead up and aftermath of the "incident" is still in there ;-)

RobOnt Radio 08-28-2006 58.85 meg

So show links after the jump and information on how you could win a Bongidae DVD courtesty of the folks at ThereIsNoRadio.com

Show Links
100 Hottest Bodies
Potato Gun Burger King Fight
New Survivor
Gee Putting A Chip In Soldiers Sounds like a great idea doesn't it?

And lastly the Bongidae DVD. As you may or may not know we have a message board over at ThereIsNoRadio.com, well we wanna get that place jumping so go over there and post a comment in our forum try to convince us to give you the dvd. During next weeks show we'll pick the commenter we think is most deserving and you'll get the dvd... And hey look around at the other forums there, you may even find some gossip about said incident from last night ;-)

RobOnt Radio - Nice Horsey

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:02:03 -0400

OK we're mixing it up a little this week because the last 1/2 hour of last nights show was soooo heinous I just had to share (that and we realize that it's hard to get people to listen to a 2 hour show where 1/2 is a lil bit easier). Without getting TOO much into it think farm animals and then a game of who gags first generously peppered with a mixture of absolutely inappropriate, totally socially unacceptable and downright nasty comments and you have that last half hour. Give it a listen, it's only half an hour and let us know what you think... Show links are after a jump as is the full two hour show for the RobOnt Radio loyal :)

RobOnt Radio 30 Minute Clip 19.35 meg (Come on give us half and hour of your life, you may even like it ;-) )

Show Links
Top Ten Comic Book Movies
K Fed Bad career moves
Fighting bums
Fighting bums
Horse Sex
Jell-O commercial
Canadian Kid quits his job
The Vasectomy Videos (Right at the very bottom of the page)
The Fine Bros

RobOnt Radio 08-21-2006 Full Show 73.52 meg

RobOnt Radio - You Paid For What?!?!!?

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:51:39 -0400

As I look at this lovely shit fountain I think of many things.. but really what comes to mind the most is how excited I was that last night's show was our first show with an actual advertiser, the kind people over at TheBurtonReport.com were good enough to buy some ad space and support the show (btw do me a favor and visit that link, let's support the people that support us :) ). Well since Jen is back at work now Rob was left playing the part of Mr Mom which left only half an hour to prepare for the show... One could almost smell the shit winds kicking up along the shit prairie already... Rob walked down into the dungeon and realized ye ole server was dead and he was walking into a full blown shitsunami people!! This show is that Shitsunami and if there was any humor in it.. it was that someone actually paid to buy time on it !){(*R%_@!$%_@!^$

Ohhh wait... that's not nice.... Anyway we discuss the Shit Storm that was last night show obviously, we discuss the 20 most Shocking Movie Moments of all time.. which leads to discussions of snakes in freezers, Rob's childhood fears, trannies (of course) and a whole bunch of other stuff... Jason does his interview with a gay man segment.. which leads to a discussion with said gay man (our ever so loyal listener Caleb) about his title, should he be our Gay Liason or Resident Token Faggot as Rob apparently named him... Ohh speaking of fags, did we mention our Chief and Commander at ThereIsNoRadio.com BadMonkey calls in to get and dish some abuse? We may even get shit to give away next week as a result!!!

Enough yapping.....

RobOnt Radio 08-14-2006 70.21 meg
Show Links
The 25 Most Shocking Moments in Movie History
Kid Pee's himself concentration game
Kid set on fire
Kid toucher dating service
Trampoline Fun

RobOnt Radio - Too Hot For Satellite

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:01:09 -0400

Well kids Dan and Jason are back from vacation and just in time for me to crack out the highly hacky 1993ish Flaming Logo for this podcast! The bu bu boys discuss their vacations, the status of Dan's testicles (and a kind doctor named Rough Hands from Sri Lanka calls in!), Rob's latest Cease and Desist and of course this past weekends satellite show which was a *gasp* big censored mess. Well that leads us to a discussion what to do about our lil censorship problem on that show... and wouldn't you know Rob has a solution in mind called the Roman Maroni Fix..

RobOnt Radio 08-07-2006 67 Megs

Show Links and a help us please assignment after the jump... oh and ASK ME ABOUT MY WEEEEEE NRRRRRRRRR

Show Links
Britney might be stoned
One of the IPOD vs Satellite articles
Girls With Tampons
Smurf Video
Painting a Building
Dancing Amputees
Geriatric Porn

Remember kids WE NEED your curse word replacement audio!!!! Please make up words and phrases, record them and send them to us so that we can use them on our satellite show! (example: fudge instead of fuck, but make it funny) E-mail your audio to rob@robontradio.com. And as always leave us a message at 1-888-RobOnt1 or skype us at RobOnt or drop us an email at show@robontradio.com and play along in our new forum.

RobOnt Radio - Worst Of

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:20:51 -0400

Well Jason and Dan have left me alone again and instead of playing bad 80's music this time I decided since I was putting together this weekends satellite show why not play some of our worst of bits from show's past? For those of you that are new to the whole RoR thing this is a good catch up episode, for those of you have been with us since the beginning... well listen anyway damn it ;-) Lots of cringy shit in here including our first show, us dumping on other podcasts.. tranny games.. fuck even my presentation of these bits was horrible.... so I'll shut up and get on with it:

RobOnt Radio 07-31-2006 83.15 Megabytes

ps-> remember this saturday at 11:30 eastern RoR on Satellite makes it's debut! And as always leave us a message at 1-888-RobOnt1 or Skype us at RobOnt or e-mail at show@robontradio.com we love hearing from you freaks!

RobOnt Radio - Satellite Radio Here We Come!

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:41:56 -0400

Dan returns to the show tonight so that he could be there for our "big annoucement" which is that we will now have our own satellite radio show (for the month of August anyway and hopefully longer if things work out well :) ). So lots of discussion about that, some discussion of what Dan's been up to, a rousing game of Guess The Tranny (and pix below the cut so that you too can play along ;-) ). We play some listener messages, Jasons new love interest calls into the program to try and convince Jason to leave his girlfriend for him, Paul calls into face the music for announcing our secret on his show and of course lots of the usual children crying, Maury paternity testing fun... Ohhhh and how could I forget The Celebrity Douchebag List!?!?!?!?

RobOnt Radio 07-24-2006 75 Megs

btw there is some clipping at the beginning, the quality gets better, sorry we had some technical issues with tonights show unfortunately.

Click here for show links and the guess the tranny game pix.

RobOnt Radio - The End and Beginning are Near

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:15:05 -0400

And so Jason returns to the show and you are all spared another week of bad hair metal and rocketboom parodies. Instead you get discussion of the beginning of World War 3, Rob teasing a huge HuGe HUGE announcement next week, discussions of what celebrities we should try and get rejected by (give us your suggestions people) and a lot of other stupid, as in designer ripped jean, ironic t-shirt and pretentious film school glasses wearing stupid discussions... Actually including a fair bit about some of you, the RobOnt loyal listenership. Look Jason... another tease to force some of these cock knockers to listen just to hear what we say about them ;-) Remember to take our "Is hearing your friends fuck creepy" poll after the jump, remember to send us questions for a gay man, remember to send us suggestions for who we should stalk to try and get on the show, remember to call 1-888-RobOnt1 toll free and leave us voicemails and above all remember to fucking listen next week... It's huge huge huge....

RobOnt Radio 07-17-2006 75 Megs

Click here for show links and to take our poll!